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I Don’t Look Like A Monkey, Nor Do I Smell Like One, But I Might Act Like One.

March is my birthday month, people! And let me tell you, as I look in the rearview of my life, objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Just because they may look smaller, and since smaller-appearing objects seem further away than they actually are, one might make a maneuver assuming an object is a safe distance behind, when in fact it is quite a bit closer. For example, there was the time I asked the man with the dark, purple port-wine birthmark on his face just how on Earth he got his ‘black eye?’… and the time I asked a paunchy woman when her baby was due, and she was not pregnant… and then the time I told a complete stranger that I had more hoops in my nipples than poodles to jump through them (which is not even true!)… and the time I spoke only in limericks… and the time I stole my friend’s car, with his dog in it… I could go on. The point is, I’ve managed to conveniently forget many of the stupid things I’ve done and said, thinking I‘ve safely distanced myself from them and grown up. But when a close friend recently piped in to remind me of my past antics, and I could not stop laughing hysterically, basically, it becomes clear that I am not as mature as my years might lead one to assume. Evidently, I will never, ever grow up. Also, objects in mirror do not get any less funny with time!

So, ANYWAY. My birthday. Here’s the plan…

On my website, which is HERE, one can scroll down to the bottom of the page and sign up for my newsletter. You’ll notice that there is a question on the sign-up form that asks how you learned about Cowboy’s Sweetheart. If you would like to stop reading this now and go do that, that would be fine, and I will wait here until you get back….. doo dee doo…

Okay, now here’s the fun part: Tell your friends to do the same. Bribe them if you have to. It’s FINE. Because the more people who sign up and put your first and last name in the box that asks how they learned about Cowboy’s Sweetheart, the greater the chance you will have to win one of THESE! A ‘Freespirit’ necklace, in the colors of your choosing, of course.

Free Spirit Necklace

That’s right, March is also Customer Appreciation Month, and the person who gets the most people to sign up for Cowboy’s Sweetheart’s newsletter by the end of the month will be the lucky recipient. A gift for me and a gift for you! Everybody’s happy!

Amy Fortunato (Boss Lady)


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